Read Man Woman & Mathematics

Last week I read Man Woman & Mathematics,”

Romance Mathematics

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Mathematics

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit
• Smart boss + dumb employee = production
• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math

• A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

General Equations & Statistics

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
  little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
  understand her at all.

Longevity

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
  more willing to die.

Propensity To Change

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussion Technique

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. “
• It seems a joke and very interesting.